Dear World,
I have decided to go around naked from now on, rather than spend any more time searching fruitlessly for clothing that makes me not feel like a whale. I think I am just a whale. Hope y'all don't mind the jiggly fat.
Love,
Big Alice
P.S. Well, maybe I'll just wear socks. All those skeins shouldn't go to waste, plus I just discovered Sock Dreams (not affiliated. Just enamored)
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