It be international Talk Like a Pirate Day again.
I need some kind of pirate language filter because I'm really, really bad at it. I just sound like Elmo trying to sound tough.
You all have seen the Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates, right?
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! ( I had no idea this was a direct quotation from Treasure Island. Learn something new every day.)