Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Kicking ass and taking names

Do you ever just want to be someone else? Something else? Just like magically transform in another person entirely? (uh, besides physically)

I'm tired of feeling all wussy and inadequate; it's time to let that inner bitch out again.

Helpful socialization hint of the day:
If you're riding public transit, DO NOT DISCUSS your private sexual kinks in loud voices. They do not turn me on. Slapping each other and various riffs off "you know you want it bitch" and "you sure know how to please a man in bed" make me want to puke out the window. Except the window doesn't open.

The best part was when the girl said "you know what I hate, when the cops push you down and then shove their knee in your neck. I hate that, it hurts." "Yeah, that hurts a lot" replied her boyfriend. Then they got off and headed to the Nordstrom Rack.

7 comments:

Rabbitch said...

Um, yeah. I hate it when that happens, too.

pacalaga said...

Those two are probably, like, librarians or something who met during a spirited discussion of the Dewey Decimal System, and they just decided to break loose and freak people out. Heh.

lori said...

I linked over here from rabbitch, then was reading your "reads" and saw fleegle, and a connection was made! Small blogosphere. I totally got that "alone in a crowd" bit. That's me at such an event.

Carrie said...

Yikes. And, umm... YIKES! I so don't like when people share. I do, however, suddenly have a handle on when the point of TMI has been reached....

Angie said...

Holy cow. There has to be a window that opens..... Way too much information. :-)

Carol said...

Waaayy too much personal info there. I'd like to be my cat sometimes. Wake up, eat, use the box, go to sleep-yeah, I can handle that.

zoe said...

yuckkkk....