I would really, really appreciate it if you would stop running the song "Side by Side... by Sondheim!" through my head. I realize that I keep triggering that particular set of neurons since I'm reading a gazillion vaguely helpful to useless webpages on MSDN about the particular Windows feature of the same name, but I just can't take it much longer. And replacing it with your standard earworm "Walking in L.A." is not going to cut it. See this wall? You will be meeting it soon, violently, if you don't comply quickly.
"Agony," indeed, sucka.